DID YOU SEE?

[alt_hannah]

There's an extra early edition of the paper this morning! Did everyone see?

Sirius Black has been CAPTURED!

Comments

[alt_luna]

Really?!

[alt_hannah]

He was! In France!

There isn't much information yet. But I think it's hinting that he was captured by agents for His Excellency, because it says he was found 'with the cooperation of the French gendarmes.' Rather than, you know, that they found him.

They found him in the middle of a drunken brawl. In a brothel.

It's not very long, it's mostly six inch headlines. But it says there will be more revealed later, all about his ties to international drug trafficking and plots for assassination for hire.

[alt_luna]

Oh, I'm sure that we'll hear about all sorts of fantastical things that he's supposedly been involved with.

[alt_neville]

What's a brothel?

[alt_hannah]

Well, I'm not quite sure. But I think it's someplace quite shocking.

[alt_hydra]

Oh, men go there to pay women to take off their clothes and then they lie with them in bed and do sex.

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Hydra

[alt_percy]

Er...quite.

[alt_hydra]

Longbottom and Abbott didn't seem to know.

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Hydra

[alt_neville]

Well, I guess I know now. Blimey.

Uh, thanks for clearing that up.

[alt_percy]

Ask your grandmother, Neville.

No--wait. Better ask your Great-Uncle instead.

[alt_hydra]

Yes, I knew. My Mother caught him.

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Hydra

[alt_hannah]

I'm sure the Lord Protector will give her a medal, at the very least!

[alt_percy]

Congratulations to Mrs Lestrange, and all the rest of the MLE for a truly outstanding accomplishment.